The curious mind of Mahala Lynn.

fueledbycoffee: ‘Knitted Mug’ for Dwell magazine, Feb 2013.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:12:07 -0400

‘Knitted Mug’ for Dwell magazine, Feb 2013.

thefluffingtonpost: Reformers Challenge ‘No Girls Allowed’ Rule...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:11:52 -0400

Reformers Challenge ‘No Girls Allowed’ Rule at Raccoon Tree House

For as long as it has existed, the raccoon tree house in the big oak tree has been a ‘No Girls Allowed’ club. But following the retirement of aging leader Benny, some are calling for reforms to long-held traditions.

“No girls allowed just doesn’t fly this day in age,” said Alison Vance, a spokesperson for the reform group. “This is a perfect time for the club to explore what qualities they want in a new leader, and an acceptance of female leaders should be a priority. It’s time to change.”

The club is expected to elect a new leader this week.

Via Tambako the Jaguar. This post was originally published on HelloGiggles.

letmypeopleshow: Cat’s out of bag: Tricia Kline / Toc Fetch...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:11:24 -0400

letmypeopleshow:

Cat’s out of bag: Tricia Kline / Toc Fetch @riccomaresca

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:10:41 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Fuck.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 09:54:54 -0400

I’m never drinking again.

theanimalblog: Baby Red Footed Tortoise | Taken by arajimi

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:52:18 -0500

theanimalblog:

Baby Red Footed Tortoise | Taken by arajimi

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. i only met you...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:19:28 -0500

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i only met you yesterday and I’m not sure if I’m ready for this type of intimacy.

mentalblowjob: ॐ ☮ ॐ

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:19:21 -0500

mentalblowjob:

ॐ ☮ ॐ

Agnis and her big, hungry bear.

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:10:43 -0500

Me: OMG AGNIS, ASK HIM IF HE'S A BIG, HUNGRY BEAR AND IF HE IS A BIG, HUNGRY BEAR, ASK HIM IF HE WANTS A BITE OF YOUR HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH. BIG, HUNGRY BEARS GO APE SHIT FOR HAM AND CHEESE.

Agnis: MAHALA LYNN, EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE IS ASLEEP AND YOU ARE MAKING ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WTF.

Me: AGNIS, I'M SO GOD DAMN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IF HE DOESN'T LIKE HAM AND CHEESE ASK HIM IF HE WOULD PREFER PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. I THINK BEARS LIKE GRAPE JELLY, BUT IF HE'S BIG AND HUNGRY ENOUGH HE MIGHT SETTLE FOR STRAWBERRY.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?! OMG.

Agnis: I AM NOT ASKING HIM THAT, MAHALA.

Me: AGNIS, YOU HAVE TO.

Agnis: WHY MUST I DO THIS?!

Me: IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY HE CAN GET IT UP!

Agnis: HE'S ALREADY UP. WTF?
OR HE WAS, I'M NOT SURE IF HE IS NOW.

Me: I BET IT'S BECAUSE HE IMAGINED HIMSELF BITTING INTO YOUR HAM AND CHEESE OR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH WHILE YOU ASK HIM IF HE'S A BIG HUNGRY BEAR.
MAYBE HE WOULD RATHER BE A RHINOCEROS. A BIG, HUNGRY ONE THO.

Agnis: I AM DYING. WHERE THE HELL IS THIS COMING FROM PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP.

Me: DAMN IT, AGNIS, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU LAID, BUT YOU WON'T PROVOKE HIS BEAST WITHIN. WE DON'T KNOW WHICH ANIMAL HE WOULD PREFER BUT WE KNOW IT'S BIG. IT'S HUNGRY. AND IT'S WANTIN' A SAMMIIICCCCHHH.

grilledspaghetti: my favorite flavor

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 16:34:38 -0500

grilledspaghetti:

my favorite flavor

Holy migraine batman.

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 16:31:13 -0500

Photo

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 16:31:08 -0500

This poster was printed and distributed in the US in 1991.

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 16:30:29 -0500

This poster was printed and distributed in the US in 1991.

dungeoninspiration: pretty cool gif.

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:14:56 -0500

dungeoninspiration:

pretty cool gif.

bensears: I’m making room for some new stuff so all of these...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:14:40 -0500

bensears:

I’m making room for some new stuff so all of these prints are being discounted 25-30%. Click here to check them out.

I laughed way too hard at this shit.

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:06:03 -0500

I laughed way too hard at this shit.

Photo

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:05:27 -0500

thetrevorproject: You are alive for a reason. Please don’t give...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:04:08 -0500

thetrevorproject:

You are alive for a reason. Please don’t give up. You are meant to be here.

Photo

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:03:16 -0500

we-are-star-stuff: Using its pectoral fins as shovels, the...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:00:39 -0500

we-are-star-stuff:

Using its pectoral fins as shovels, the stargazer fish digs into the seafloor sand, leaving its eyes and mouth exposed to spot and eat passing prey. The fish can also produce a defensive electric shock of up to 50 volts, which it creates via a specialized organ located behind its eyes.