18 3 / 2013
Reformers Challenge ‘No Girls Allowed’ Rule at Raccoon Tree House
For as long as it has existed, the raccoon tree house in the big oak tree has been a ‘No Girls Allowed’ club. But following the retirement of aging leader Benny, some are calling for reforms to long-held traditions.
“No girls allowed just doesn’t fly this day in age,” said Alison Vance, a spokesperson for the reform group. “This is a perfect time for the club to explore what qualities they want in a new leader, and an acceptance of female leaders should be a priority. It’s time to change.”
The club is expected to elect a new leader this week.
Via Tambako the Jaguar. This post was originally published on HelloGiggles.
18 3 / 2013
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26 1 / 2013
get out of there cat. i only met you yesterday and I’m not sure if I’m ready for this type of intimacy.
26 1 / 2013
Agnis and her big, hungry bear.
- 1: OMG AGNIS, ASK HIM IF HE'S A BIG, HUNGRY BEAR AND IF HE IS A BIG, HUNGRY BEAR, ASK HIM IF HE WANTS A BITE OF YOUR HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH. BIG, HUNGRY BEARS GO APE SHIT FOR HAM AND CHEESE.
- 2: MAHALA LYNN, EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE IS ASLEEP AND YOU ARE MAKING ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WTF.
- 1: AGNIS, I'M SO GOD DAMN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. IF HE DOESN'T LIKE HAM AND CHEESE ASK HIM IF HE WOULD PREFER PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. I THINK BEARS LIKE GRAPE JELLY, BUT IF HE'S BIG AND HUNGRY ENOUGH HE MIGHT SETTLE FOR STRAWBERRY.
- DO YOU EVEN HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?! OMG.
- 2: I AM NOT ASKING HIM THAT, MAHALA.
- 1: AGNIS, YOU HAVE TO.
- 2: WHY MUST I DO THIS?!
- 1: IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY HE CAN GET IT UP!
- 2: HE'S ALREADY UP. WTF?
- OR HE WAS, I'M NOT SURE IF HE IS NOW.
- 1: I BET IT'S BECAUSE HE IMAGINED HIMSELF BITTING INTO YOUR HAM AND CHEESE OR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH WHILE YOU ASK HIM IF HE'S A BIG HUNGRY BEAR.
- MAYBE HE WOULD RATHER BE A RHINOCEROS. A BIG, HUNGRY ONE THO.
- 2: I AM DYING. WHERE THE HELL IS THIS COMING FROM PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP.
- 1: DAMN IT, AGNIS, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU LAID, BUT YOU WON'T PROVOKE HIS BEAST WITHIN. WE DON'T KNOW WHICH ANIMAL HE WOULD PREFER BUT WE KNOW IT'S BIG. IT'S HUNGRY. AND IT'S WANTIN' A SAMMIIICCCCHHH.
01 1 / 2013
